Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.