Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.