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Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

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If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.