When You Get Over 95, Every Day

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.