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I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

When You Get Over 95, Every Day Is Your Day.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.