Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.