The Old Water Heater In My Dressing

She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To Considerable Trouble. She Couldn't Understand Us At All.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.