I See The Beatles Have Arrived From

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

You Could Buy My Book In A Paperback Edition For A Dollar, And In Hard Covers For $3.50. And For Fifty Cents Extra, I Come Around To Your House Personally And Wet Your Finger While You're Turning The Pages.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.