She Spoke Perfect English, Which Led To

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.