I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.