I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.