I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.