Most Of The People Who Came For

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.