Most Of The People Who Came For

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!