Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

The Only Time To Believe Any Kind Of Rating Is When It Shows You At The Top.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

You Can Only Do One Thing At A Time So Concentrate On It.