Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.