Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.