Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

Four Of Us Slept In The One Bed. When It Got Cold, Mother Threw On Another Brother.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.