The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

Miniskirts Have Become Quite A Fad. They're Even Some Guys Wearing Them. Don't Laugh, If You Had Thought To Of That, You'd Not Be Here Now.