You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

My Secret For Staying Young Is Good Food, Plenty Of Rest, And A Makeup Man With A Spray Gun.

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "