You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.