If You Haven't Got Any Charity In

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.