If You Haven't Got Any Charity In

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.