If You Haven't Got Any Charity In

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

The Place Was So British, I Wouldn't Have Been Surprised If The Mice Wore Monocles.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.