If You Haven't Got Any Charity In

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For Painting. It Takes Fewer Strokes.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.