For The First Time, You Can Actually

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.