The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.