I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

I Feel Very Humble, But I Think I Have The Strength Of Character To Fight It.

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.