I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.