Having So Many Gold Courses So Close

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.