We're On Our Way To The Persian

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

Bing Crosby And I Play A Lot Of Golf Together And I Have A Small Course At My Place Where We Often Play For Side Stakes. The Only Troulbe Is That When I Win, I Always Have To Engage And Attorney Before I Can Draw The Money.

I've Always Felt England Was A Great Place For A Comic To Work. It's An Island And The Audience Can't Run Very Far.

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.