We're On Our Way To The Persian

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.