We're On Our Way To The Persian

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time, Although It's Not Really True That On My First Round They Strapped My Bag On The Back Of A Dinosaur.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.