I've Been Playing Golf A Long Time,

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.

Baseball Is A Soap Opera That Plays Out Day After Day, One That A Lot Of Elderly Women Watch Until The Characters And The Plot Becomes A Part Of Their Life. She Got To Enjoy The Personal Side Of The Players. They Were Her Kids. The Braves Were Her Family.