President Eisenhower Has Given Up Golf For

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.