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I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.