I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

It Would Seem That Something Which Means Poverty, Disorder And Violence Every Single Day Should Be Avoided Entirely, But The Desire To Beget Children Is A Natural Urge.

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.