The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

When I Go To The Beach, My Grandchildren Try To Make Words Out Of The Veins In My Legs. That's Why I Still Take The Pill; I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.