Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.