Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.