Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex Drive. My Boyfriend Lives Forty Miles Away.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.