Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That It Involves Timing.

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.