There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In

Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex After A Heart Attack, Provided You Close The Ambulance Door.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.