My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her

My House Used To Be Haunted, But The Ghosts Haven't Been Back Since The Night I Tried On All My Wigs.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.