You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Once My Husband Said To Me, 'i'm Going To Have Some Coffee. Do You Want Me To Put Some Hot Water On For You?' I Thought That Was The Least He Could Do Considering I Was Giving Birth.

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.