Every Time I Go Near The Stove,

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.