My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice -

I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?