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Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is I Don't Like To Drink In Front Of The Kids . . . And When You're Away From Them, Who Needs It?.

My Cooking Is So Bad My Kids Thought Thanksgiving Was To Commemorate Pearl Harbor.