I Got My First Laugh When My

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead For Mercy.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.