I Met My Husband When A Friend

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex Drive. My Boyfriend Lives Forty Miles Away.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.