A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last

I've Tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, T'ai Chi, Feng Shui And Deepak Chopra But I Find Straight Gin Works Best.

You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller Children.

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

It's True Fang And I Fight, But We've Never Gone To Bed Mad. Of Course, One Year We Were Up For Three Months.