Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last Night Again—nothing.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.