Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Up Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

I Love To Go To The Doctor. Where Else Would A Man Look At Me And Say, 'take Off Your Clothes'?

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."