Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.