We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not

I've Tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, T'ai Chi, Feng Shui And Deepak Chopra But I Find Straight Gin Works Best.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.