Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.

The Only Time I Ever Enjoyed Ironing Was The Day I Accidentally Got Gin In The Steam Iron.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.