I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.