I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex Drive. My Boyfriend Lives Forty Miles Away.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.