I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby Sitter Who Is Acquainted With Your Children.' If They Were Acquainted With My Children, They Wouldn't Sit!

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

I'm Beginning To Have Morning Sickness. I'm Not Having A Baby, I'm Just Sick Of Morning.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.