I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller Children.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.