I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

I'm Beginning To Have Morning Sickness. I'm Not Having A Baby, I'm Just Sick Of Morning.

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

I Don’t Want To Sound Like I’m On Dope, But That Hour Is A High; It’s As Good As You Can Feel. A Wonderful, Wonderful Happiness, And Great Power.