I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.