Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take

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I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.