Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take

Mothers-in-law Do Not Make Good House Pets. Once I Had The Most Wonderful Dream -- I Dreamed That Mothers-in-law Cost Money And I Couldn't Afford One.

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.

Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex After A Heart Attack, Provided You Close The Ambulance Door.

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.