Most Children Threaten At Times To Run

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.