I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People

When I Go To Bed At Night, I've Got So Much Grease On My Body I Wear Snow Chains To Hold Up My Gown.

I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

I'm Beginning To Have Morning Sickness. I'm Not Having A Baby, I'm Just Sick Of Morning.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."