I Have So Many Liver Spots, I

We Spend The First Twelve Months Of Our Children's Lives Teaching Them To Walk And Talk And The Next Twelve Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut Up.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.