A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

When I Go To Bed At Night, I've Got So Much Grease On My Body I Wear Snow Chains To Hold Up My Gown.

I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk Fresh?' He Said, 'lady, Three Hours Ago It Was Grass.'

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!