A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last Night Again—nothing.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.