A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

It's True Fang And I Fight, But We've Never Gone To Bed Mad. Of Course, One Year We Were Up For Three Months.

Self-pity Is Better Than None.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.