A Smile Is A Curve That Sets

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends In Bed. A Local Store That Gives A 30 Days' Trial On Mattresses Gives Fang Only 15 Days.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

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Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.