Self-pity Is Better Than None.

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

We Spend The First Twelve Months Of Our Children's Lives Teaching Them To Walk And Talk And The Next Twelve Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut Up.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.