No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive,

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.

I'm Beginning To Have Morning Sickness. I'm Not Having A Baby, I'm Just Sick Of Morning.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.