When I Go To Bed At Night,

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

Most Children Threaten At Times To Run Away From Home. This Is The Only Thing That Keeps Some Parents Going.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.