If It Weren't For Baseball, Many Kids

Maybe It's True That Life Begins At Fifty. But Everything Else Starts To Wear Out, Fall Out, Or Spread Out.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.