When I Go To The Beach, Even

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

My Doctor Is A Family Physician. He Treats My Family And I Support His.

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.